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today tao called and asked for “things that would make me look like a pirate.” i put in random shit and he said that tastes good. that line was about a raw green smoothie i made for him, even though pirates don’t drink green smoothies, maybe. they probably eat raw squid or each other or something. i put a red and white horizontal striped t-shirt in a bag. i took a black bikini top and cut one triangle off and put that in the bag, too. i went outside and found a colonial homo sapien. i didn’t put him in the bag. i stole his tri-cornered hat. he could not catch me because he was wearing 18th century shoes. i took everything to tao lin’s place. later, he said was this eye-patch a bikini top. i said no. he said i look like waldo from where’s waldo. i said grool. i don’t know why he needed that pirate stuff.
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March 30, 2008 at 12:56 am
this is my fave one