tao lin called today and said that he would like a hair from the head of the dalai lama. i said huh what do you need it for. i felt confused. he said you’re an intern don’t ask questions just do it thanks. it feels like he is not an author. it feels like he is secretly a zen master that is pretending to be a FAMOUS AUTHOR named tao lin [SEE T-SHIRT]. i thought this thing is going to take a long time to complete. i rode a bicycle to whole foods and bought a lot of organic red grapes. there were too many grapes. tao lin is a grape fiend. they kept plopping out on the way to tao lin’s place. grapes grapes grapes
i tried to put “tao lin” in the urban dictionary but the entry was cancelled before the editors could “review” it. i don’t know what that means. maybe it had to be one word like “taolin.” it would be funny if we put in words that sounded like tao lin like towelin, towlin, taolyn, daolin, etc., with different definitions for each “side” of tao lin.
did you know that dolphins and seals know when they don’t know?
these are by ellen frances : http://www.ellenfrancesidontlikeit.blogspot.com/
if you want to order one go to tao’s blog —>
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March 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm
“tao lin” is in the urban dictionary